So a few weeks ago Our Leader was visiting Ray Nagin's so-called Chocolate City, checking on the "progress" of reconstruction in the wake of Hurricane Katrina and the colossal pigfuck that was Big Government's response, when he encountered a man who survived several days on canned food in his destroyed home before ultimately being relocated to The Mormon State. Upon hearing the man's tale, Our Leader replied, "So were you the only black man in Salt Lake City?"
Jeez, what an ass.
This administration, in its lame duck death throes, makes that of Nixon's seem like an episode of American Bandstand. The people of New Orleans-- my mother included-- deserve so much better than a flippant passing remark from Our Leader. Without a shadow of a doubt we will lose the war to "win the hearts and minds" of Arab Street when we dismiss our own constitutents at home. Yes, I know New Orleansland doesn't fit into the breadbox that is conservative culture, but is it really necessary to be so flagrant about your true feelings? I can't wait for the Oval Office tapes to be released 155 years from now, so we can hear what Our Leader really said and felt about us. It'll be better than the LBJ "too-tight-in-the-crotch" tapes.
Jeez, what an ass.
This administration, in its lame duck death throes, makes that of Nixon's seem like an episode of American Bandstand. The people of New Orleans-- my mother included-- deserve so much better than a flippant passing remark from Our Leader. Without a shadow of a doubt we will lose the war to "win the hearts and minds" of Arab Street when we dismiss our own constitutents at home. Yes, I know New Orleansland doesn't fit into the breadbox that is conservative culture, but is it really necessary to be so flagrant about your true feelings? I can't wait for the Oval Office tapes to be released 155 years from now, so we can hear what Our Leader really said and felt about us. It'll be better than the LBJ "too-tight-in-the-crotch" tapes.
by at 11:08 AM
To say things have more than dried-up here would be stating the obvious. We're busy people... busy people leading busy pathetic lives for even busier, more pathetic people.
Has the Knife lost its sheen?
In light of gamey current events-- face-hunting with the Veep and, more recently, Mt Rushmore banning abortion -- and the absence of our foamy minds committing larcenous words on this here site, I would say yes. But second-opinion leads me to say we just need our spark plugs changed. I cain't promise nothing, but I'll personally make a more concerted effort to post something, anything here. Preferably not "Brokeback Mountain" related, too. Talk about a dead horse.
The latest news is that over the weekend we recorded basic tracks for 7 new songs with Mike Lust. Why, you ask? Oh, I'll save that for another post, but it's for an interesting film project. But what about those 8 songs we recorded with Mike some 30 years ago? Perhaps Norman will be so kind as to get a few of 'em up on the site h'ere. I think Savage has a myspace account (oh, that's fey) and posted a few there. I guess y'all wouldn't know about that unless I mentioned it here.
Has the Knife lost its sheen?
In light of gamey current events-- face-hunting with the Veep and, more recently, Mt Rushmore banning abortion -- and the absence of our foamy minds committing larcenous words on this here site, I would say yes. But second-opinion leads me to say we just need our spark plugs changed. I cain't promise nothing, but I'll personally make a more concerted effort to post something, anything here. Preferably not "Brokeback Mountain" related, too. Talk about a dead horse.
The latest news is that over the weekend we recorded basic tracks for 7 new songs with Mike Lust. Why, you ask? Oh, I'll save that for another post, but it's for an interesting film project. But what about those 8 songs we recorded with Mike some 30 years ago? Perhaps Norman will be so kind as to get a few of 'em up on the site h'ere. I think Savage has a myspace account (oh, that's fey) and posted a few there. I guess y'all wouldn't know about that unless I mentioned it here.
by at 12:16 PM