How do them Freedom Fries taste now, asshole?
No witty comment or vituperative sarcasm from me this time...just fuck you, Wally--sideways. What's with the "I wished it never happened" horseberries? You're the jagoff who made this happen! And you're truly a coward for hiding behind the voter who suggested it (who remains nameless). Real profile in courage, you are.
With leadership like this, it's no wonder Congressional approval ratings are at their lowest since '94.
I'm sick of Bush and his Mayberry Mafia, and the worthless idiot shitheels who voted for this stupid war. With the Reichstag all but a pile of smoldering ashes, why does Congress even bother showing up anymore, but for a paycheck? Just appoint Mullahs First and Dobson to the Star Chamber, dissolve the Estates-General, turn out the lights and go home.
Fuck 'em all!
No witty comment or vituperative sarcasm from me this time...just fuck you, Wally--sideways. What's with the "I wished it never happened" horseberries? You're the jagoff who made this happen! And you're truly a coward for hiding behind the voter who suggested it (who remains nameless). Real profile in courage, you are.
With leadership like this, it's no wonder Congressional approval ratings are at their lowest since '94.
I'm sick of Bush and his Mayberry Mafia, and the worthless idiot shitheels who voted for this stupid war. With the Reichstag all but a pile of smoldering ashes, why does Congress even bother showing up anymore, but for a paycheck? Just appoint Mullahs First and Dobson to the Star Chamber, dissolve the Estates-General, turn out the lights and go home.
Fuck 'em all!
by at 4:50 PM
Oh, that Laura Bush is such a card...
Don't forget the Joker
It's like clockwork...whenever Bush's approval ratings are taking a dump and circling the bowl fast, Rove pushes Laura or Karen Hughes in the spotlight to smooth things over.
Here's the theory--if your woman can make a few bad jokes about you in public, it excuses all prior asshole-ness. That includes murder, genocide, farting in crowded elevators, etc. Given Dubya's penchant for petulance, though, I wonder if Laura doesn't have a few missing teeth and cigarette burns on her arms this morning...but if it came to fisticuffs between GW and the Frist Lady over her debut at the Apollo, I'm betting Gee Dub would be the one having another "mountain bike accident."
As with everything else in this phony photo-op presidency, there is no dire predicament or embarrassing misstep that a slick PR campaign and a phalanx of PR flacks can't paper over. Just take a look at the WH's approach to improving relations with the Muslim world. An outreach program to the Arab Street with NO MUSLIMS on board--no wonder Republicans are so successful in courting the Latino and Black votes.
- "George's answer to any problem at the ranch is to cut it down with a chain saw, which, I think, is why he and Cheney and Rumsfeld get along so well," she said.
Yeah, very funny. I'm sure Americans are enjoying the chainsaw Bush is applying to the Constitution and Bill of Rights...and the rest of the world loves the blunt hatchet he's throwing at the UN. When you're a hammer--as in Tom "the Hammer" DeLay--every problem is a nail. See, I can be funny, too! Thank you, I'll be here all week!
Don't quit your day job, Laura...whatever that is, exactly. Karl, we don't need any more of these Nixon-with-Checkers moments, thank you.
by at 11:08 AM