"let's get ready to rumble!"
how that fearless leader of ours, huh? gotta love him. man is he one tough dude, ready to destroy another 3rd world country with the blink of an eye. man is that cool!
i guess there was nothing really unusual about "w"'s little chat last nite, except for giving dough to detroit to build the hydrogen car. that's pretty wild. but, i'll believe it when i see it, you know what i mean? i bet we get flying cars before we get hydrogen cars.
so after he beat his war drums for a while, i guess the question is what next? we know ol' colon powell is gonna talk to the u.n. and see if he can't them to cover our asses while we whack iraq. who knows what'll happen.
here's my prediction. most people will hate us, but a few governments will buckle. we know we've got the u.k., italy, spain and australia behind us. my bet is the frenchies will buckle. there is no way they will let us set up our colonial government in iraq without them.
russia is trying to get saddam "i've got evil in my heart" hussein to surrender, but good luck.
best bet is the war is started and finished before spring training ends.
peace kids!
how that fearless leader of ours, huh? gotta love him. man is he one tough dude, ready to destroy another 3rd world country with the blink of an eye. man is that cool!
i guess there was nothing really unusual about "w"'s little chat last nite, except for giving dough to detroit to build the hydrogen car. that's pretty wild. but, i'll believe it when i see it, you know what i mean? i bet we get flying cars before we get hydrogen cars.
so after he beat his war drums for a while, i guess the question is what next? we know ol' colon powell is gonna talk to the u.n. and see if he can't them to cover our asses while we whack iraq. who knows what'll happen.
here's my prediction. most people will hate us, but a few governments will buckle. we know we've got the u.k., italy, spain and australia behind us. my bet is the frenchies will buckle. there is no way they will let us set up our colonial government in iraq without them.
russia is trying to get saddam "i've got evil in my heart" hussein to surrender, but good luck.
best bet is the war is started and finished before spring training ends.
peace kids!
by at 2:09 PM
Ahoy, mateys. Welcome aboard Knife of Simpson version 2.0hfuckthedouchewhoShanghaiedourdomainname. We greet you with a modest tip of a Hot Toddy, Velcro Lewis-stylee. But above all, much thanks to the fine souls who braved the frigid temperatures of Wednesday evening to bear witness upon the rock-tacular spun by Redneck Exorcist, Disengage, Leroy Fix and yours truly, KOS. Hopefully you had as much fun as we did while we celebrated the arrest of R. Kelly by Dade County's finest barely-legal porno patrol. Can't wait to see that one on "Cops." Again, much thanks to the Double Door for having us and to everyone who attended da show. Here's to more goodtimes down the road.
by at 6:41 PM
Testing 123
by at 4:43 PM
alright dudes and dudettes, we have a last-minute show to talk about.
it's going to be tonight at the lyon's den, and this is one stellar line-up: the kos, juzt nutz and velcro lewis and his 100 proof band are all gonna play! holy smokes!
if you can't make it, don't fret, 'cause we're playing again on jan. 22 at the double door, which is just around the corner.
hope see some of yous guys at lyon's den.
peace!
it's going to be tonight at the lyon's den, and this is one stellar line-up: the kos, juzt nutz and velcro lewis and his 100 proof band are all gonna play! holy smokes!
if you can't make it, don't fret, 'cause we're playing again on jan. 22 at the double door, which is just around the corner.
hope see some of yous guys at lyon's den.
peace!
by at 1:41 PM
You guys must think you're hot shit now, but I say you're just lucky.
How does anybody's crappy 3-song demo make anybody's top 10 releases of 2002, never mind making Scot Stiglich's of Roadrunner Records.
You lucky sons of bitches. Hope to see you in hell!
I've got to get out of here. I've got plans with Jason Mewes. See you suckers later!
How does anybody's crappy 3-song demo make anybody's top 10 releases of 2002, never mind making Scot Stiglich's of Roadrunner Records.
You lucky sons of bitches. Hope to see you in hell!
I've got to get out of here. I've got plans with Jason Mewes. See you suckers later!
by at 1:40 PM